Trinity Sex Swing Stand

Mount him on a swing or sling with this heavy duty portable stand!

The Trinity Sex Swing Stand is strong enough to hold up to 400 pounds of man. That extra-heavy weight rating is important when you're enthusiastically pounding your dude's hole. You can hang a sling from the four corner posts, or a sex swing from the middle.

Aside from getting the job done, the Trinity Sex Swing Stand is easy to set up and take down. You can have it ready for action in under an hour even if you're incredibly inept. That means you can take it with you to events. More importantly, you can set it up at home. Hanging a swing or sling from your ceiling can mean the ceiling giving way mid-act, costing you your deposit and possibly medical expenses. The Trinity Swing Stand won't damage your house, and it will hold a big burly man. Unlike that heavy duty hook in the beams, you can take it down when relatives visit.